Cracked 5 … March 21st, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog

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Since we’re in a season of cancellations, here are some other things we may wish to cancel:

 

A. April 15^th—and income tax as a whole, for that matter

 

B. Vegan diets … and most vegans

 

C. A reunion tour of the Osmonds

 

D. Taking seriously anything that Iran, North Korea, China and Russia might promise

 

E. The election—we could use the money to construct a perfect Android President. (President Andy)