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Circumstances are changing on us, so here is a new list of things we are looking for in a President:
A. Someone under 80, who thinks he or she is in their late 60’s and can do a single push-up to prove it.
B. An effeminate man. This way we don’t have to elect a woman.
C. A Democrat who is too lazy to change things or a Republican who is confused on what to change.
D. A professional liar who can occasionally delight and fool us.
E. Having the ability to pretend as if he is listening to others.
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