Cracked 5 … September 5th, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog


Cracked 5

Ways to discuss Oprah Winfrey’s weight problem so she won’t get pissed at you and still might give you a new car.


A. “Ms. Winfrey, you are just naturally stretchy.”


B. “Sister, you need a huge body for that big, beautiful heart.”


C. “Don’t forget, you are not the elephant in the room.”


D. “You look great just the way you are today, after your next diet, and the three others after that.”


E. “Still waiting for that A-ha moment?”



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