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A. Computers–could have skipped one million years of murder, adultery and bad sitcoms
B. Carb-free pasta. Certainly a better choice.
C. Talking monkeys. Washington, D. C.??
D. Paint with a brain–artsy-craftsy
E. Grass that makes music, instead of musicians making music using grass
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A. Stars and Stripes boxers
B. Hair gel for his chest and back
C. Song book: “The Ku Klux White Album”
D. His “I’m part of the Super Race” T-shirt
E. “God Bless America” pasties for his exotic dancer girlfriend, Frieda
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A. 2 eye patches (to eliminate lust altogether)
B. His “Holey Bible,” which slides easily onto his hook
C. A cross to replace the peg in his leg
D. A “prayer rat” instead of his usual parrot
E. A praise bandana
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A. “Had a bowel dissected last week. Went well, though.”
B. “They said the clog in the tube was the largest one they’d ever seen–dark and gritty.”
C. “Funny thing–the nurse had the same operation last year, but they had to pump her for an hour.”
D. “I watched so much television I finally caught an interview with Kim Kardashian. She really does have a big butt. Smart–but a whopper backside.”
E. “Listen, kids–eat more fiber. My doctor said it will save you from walkin’ around with a bag hangin’ off your belt.”
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A. Lightning rods, garlic wreaths and the fact that no rotating winds came in their direction
B. They don’t live in a mobile home park
C. Deep intercessory prayer and also that no rotating winds came in their direction
D. They got struck by a cyclone because they live south of the equator
E. It just flat-out missed them
Jonathots Daily Blog
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A. Turtle dove tears
B. Sugar, spice and everything with a price
C. Hairspray and bolts
D. Cadbury chocolate Easter eggs
E. Jawbone of an ass
Jonathots Daily Blog
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Dog: Your hairballs make me puke.
Cat: Good. Then you’ll have something to slurp up.
Cat: Your ears droop like they’re dead.
Dog: I can wag my tail!
Dog: I run in the park.
Cat: I own the house.
Dog: I am man’s best friend.
Cat: I am a woman’s revenge.
Dog: I am good. I poop in the yard.
Cat: I am better. I poop in the house and convince them they can’t smell it.
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