Watch Your Mouth
You see, your mouth is the problem.
Because what goes in your mouth makes you fat, and what comes out often makes you sound like a fat-head.
So here’s the key:
Purposely Talk Less
And while you’re at it, eat a little less, too.
Counteract those two by laughing more and forcing yourself to speak kindness.
Because what have you got to lose but a few pounds and the ugly nickname, “Grouchy Stiltskin?”
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly donation for this inspirational opportunity