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PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS
Name: Jesus
Birthdate: 0
Race: Human
Hometown:
- Born in Bethlehem, Judea.
- Grew up in Alexandria, Egypt.
- Resided in Nazareth, Galilee until they tried to kill me
Occupation: Former carpenter turned storyteller
Marital Status: I respect everyone
Your voting block: The original millennial
Conservative? With human feelings
Liberal? With human compassion
Favorite Quote: Love your neighbor as yourself
Feelings about current leadership:
- Herod–the fox who killed my cousin.
- Caiaphas–head snake of the brood
- Pilate–doesn’t know what truth is
- Caesar–“I tend to render”
Salary: Daily bread
Major issue: Self-righteousness
Pet peeve: Hypocrisy
Goals: To do my part so you can do your part so God can do His part
Dream job: Son of Man
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