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A voice writing in the wilderness
Cracked 5 … August 21st, 2018
Jonathots Daily Blog
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Reasons Given for Not Attending Church
A. Too much gluten in the communion wafer
B. Don’t like heaven, nor favor hell
C. PEW-trification
D. Allergic to sermons
E. The choir is white–REALLY white.
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