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Cracked 5 … August 21st, 2018
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Reasons Given for Not Attending Church
A. Too much gluten in the communion wafer
B. Don’t like heaven, nor favor hell
C. PEW-trification
D. Allergic to sermons
E. The choir is white–REALLY white.
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on August 21, 2018 at 1:39 pm Leave a CommentTags: allergy, Black gospel, choir, church attendance, communion wafer, Cracked 5, dark humor, gluten, heaven, hell, pews, religion in America, sermons, social commentary, white