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Other Names Considered for the Wheelchair

A. Assigned seating

 

B. Hunkycapped

 

C. Roll-aide

 

D. Electric chair (if there’s a motor)

 

E. Wheels of misfortune

 

PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … November 18th, 2015

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Church

Honoring the sweet tradition

As we explore our rendition

Singing songs of amazing grace

Embracing one another face to face

Confessing we need so much more

Looking for answers beyond the door

Totally in awe of a great salvation

Yearning to share with every nation

Finding our strength within the joy

Allowing grace to fully employ

The gift of knowing all is well

Too much heaven to fear the hell

Having a Father who rules the sky

Seeking the answers, removing the lie

From invocation to benediction

A childlike story with tender conviction

We gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing

For me and you, each one addressing

Then we find the purpose for our meeting

So much more than assigned seating

We rattle the gates of all damnation

And become the heavenly invitation.

 

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