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A discovery from the 2018 “Sit Down Comedy” catalogue
It’s entitled “Dicktator”
Jesonian … October 16th, 2018
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Jesus was right there with them and they still wanted to talk about Pontius Pilate.
Politics. It just makes fellows strange.
Obsessed with a candidate or a party, human beings try to make life fit around existing ideas and platforms. Here’s the problem–they don’t.
Every situation is different. Some human struggles demand a conservative approach–others, liberality.
REPENT OF POLITICS
Jesus warned them.
When they asked him about Pontius Pilate, he said, “You need to repent, or you’re going to perish.”
Here’s the meaning: repent of politics or you will perish along with your failing politician.
He also said “you can’t serve God and Mammon.”
What is Mammon? It is the misuse, misunderstanding and mistreatment of money. There we are–right back to politics.
The issue is not whether the Republicans are right or the Republicans are wrong.
The issue is also not whether the Democrats are in the catbird seat or if they’re fallen doves.
The issue is that the Spirit of God demands that we be led in the direction that will benefit other human beings.
It cannot be decided politically and too many Christians have turned their faith over to politics and their hearts over to their favorite candidate.
JESUS’ CAMPAIGN SLOGAN
For Jesus’ campaign slogan is simple: “By this people will know who we are–that we have love one for another.”
Politics is a blood sport. Jesus has already shed all the blood needed.
Politics allows for lying. Jesus said “the truth will make you free.”
Politics favors its own. Jesus said “when you only love them who love you, you’re no better than the heathen.”
Politics wants to bolster its constituency. Jesus wants us to find the “least of these” and relate to them.
DO NICE GUYS FINISH LAST?
The other day on television I heard a noted politician say, “Nice guys finish last.”
Let’s look at some people who finished last:
- Julius Caesar
- Attila the Hun
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Adolph Hitler
- Idi Amin
Not a nice guy amongst them.
Nice guys just have to wait until the Earth is available for them to inherit–like allowing your landlord to wash and paint your condo before you move in.
Repent of politics or you will perish with your politicians.
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Sit Down Comedy … October 5th, 2018
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PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … January 25th, 2017
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Way of the Transgressor
Good morning, Adam
How is the Garden?
Still need a pardon?
Good day, dear Eve
You got the boot
Due to forbidden fruit
Hey, Julius–stabbing pain?
From Brutus, quite insane
Iscariot hit the ground
Unable to hang around
While Cleo, snakebit on the boat
Pretty dead–watch her float
Adolph, Eva tried to hunker
Side-by-side in the bunker
Booth shot like a dog
In the barn near the hog
Jezebel took her final bow
And quickly became puppy chow
Attila, a Hun, not much fun
Spent his life on the run
The devil–cast down to Earth
To torment the children given birth
For we lament wicked deeds
Fail to notice how it bleeds
The way of the transgressor is hard
Always playing the dead soul’s card
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