Cracked 5 … August 8th, 2020

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Names Used by the Amish When Referring to the Female Vagina

 

1. Grassy Knoll

 

2.  Muffin

 

3. Barn Raiser

 

4. Vag-ta-ble

 

5. Fertilla

 

 

Cracked 5 … March 2nd, 2019

 

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Evidence That You Have Selected the Amish to Move You to Your New Home

 

A. Beards. Men and women.

 

B. They insist on building you a barn.

 

C. Loaf around watching the devil’s TV and eating “store-bought” cheese

 

D. Show up in a “Thou Haul” truck

 

E. You catch them blessing the toilet.

 

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