Cracked 5 … August 8th, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog


Cracked 5

Names Used by the Amish When Referring to the Female Vagina


1. Grassy Knoll


2.  Muffin


3. Barn Raiser


4. Vag-ta-ble


5. Fertilla



Cracked 5 … March 2nd, 2019


Jonathots Daily Blog


Cracked 5

Evidence That You Have Selected the Amish to Move You to Your New Home


A. Beards. Men and women.


B. They insist on building you a barn.


C. Loaf around watching the devil’s TV and eating “store-bought” cheese


D. Show up in a “Thou Haul” truck


E. You catch them blessing the toilet.

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