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Evidence That You Have Selected the Amish to Move You to Your New Home

 

A. Beards. Men and women.

 

B. They insist on building you a barn.

 

C. Loaf around watching the devil’s TV and eating “store-bought” cheese

 

D. Show up in a “Thou Haul” truck

 

E. You catch them blessing the toilet.

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Cracked 5… September 15th, 2015

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Possible Conversation Starters with a Lesbian

A. Just curious, do you and your partner argue over breast envy?

 

B. Your razors must last longer. No beards!

 

C. Do you and your sweetie take turns playing the part of the “dumb man?”

 

D. Guess what? I like to have sex with women, too!

 

E. Praise God! The toilet seat stays down, right?

 

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