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Lines From Amish Porno Movies

A.  “Me hay be stacked to the rafters.”

 

B.  “Looks to me like milkin’ time!”

 

C.  “Me buggy has strong shocks.”

 

D.  “How about thee and me do some corn squeezins’?”

 

E.  “Your black brim makes me moist in me minny-sota.”

 

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Cracked 5 … January 13, 2015

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Comments overheard near the runway at an Amish fashion show:

A. “That high collar really brings out her ears.”

B. “Dang! I’d like to get her in my buggy.”

C. “Pardon me…is this the men’s or women’s show?”

D. “That black hemp tunic is really smokin’!”

E. “My favorites? The plowing pantsuit and the barn-raisin’ bikini.”

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