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Pet your dog, chat with your parrot, feed your fish and find your cat (if you can)
Eat them. They help your immune system. Try them out with friends like cheese, sauces, flavorings and tucked away in stews.
Go out, take a walk and just see if any rocks cry out to you.
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A frog doesn’t complain
about its slimy skin
instead, leaps for joy
considering this a win
an elephant refuses to fuss
over its big, fat butt
nor a squirrel ever cuss
just enjoys the nut
a giraffe shall not fret
over a really long neck
just take what you get
oh, what the heck
nor does a dog growl
because it’s not a cat
never on the prowl
barking is where it’s at
this silly verse won’t quit
just because it’s childish
but instead, insists you sit
and relax, feeling mildish
God doesn’t curse
or ever wish to damn
but instead, offers verse
the lion with the lamb
His eye is on the sparrow
I know He watches me
on the strait and narrow
is where I need to be
so be still my soul
and never say “can’t”
since life is a picnic
pretend you’re an ant
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Dog: Your hairballs make me puke.
Cat: Good. Then you’ll have something to slurp up.
Cat: Your ears droop like they’re dead.
Dog: I can wag my tail!
Dog: I run in the park.
Cat: I own the house.
Dog: I am man’s best friend.
Cat: I am a woman’s revenge.
Dog: I am good. I poop in the yard.
Cat: I am better. I poop in the house and convince them they can’t smell it.
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The birds love to sing
They so enjoy the spring
The birds build a nest
Where they can find their rest
The dogs love to growl
Sniff about and prowl
They love to be alone
So they can chew their bone
The fish love to splash
Swim away in a flash
Steal bait when they can
Avoid the frying pan
The lion lives to roar
While hunting for the boar
Never feels to be the least
Always king of the beast
The roach likes to scurry
Always in a hurry
Hoping its legs are true
To escape the squashing shoe
Cats adore to lounge
Then briefly they may scrounge
Maintaining their feline cool
Never playing the pet fool
The human loves to complain
Exasperated, nearly insane
To appear to be in charge
Making problems seem large
And God sees each one
From His home beyond the sun.
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Grandson and Granddaughter came running into the room under a great cloud of bickering.
Grandson had obviously had a tiff with a friend because he was proclaiming, “People are bad,” while Granddaughter was defending the race, saying that “people are good.”
G-Pop sat quietly listening, allowing the smoke to clear from their battle.
At length, Granddaughter asked, “What do you think, G-Pop? Are people bad? Or good?”
G-Pop smiled and said, “People are like really smart, well-trained dogs. They have learned that if they don’t pee on the carpet, they get more treats. If they stay out of the closet and refrain from chewing shoes, they receive more freedom on the leash. And if they learn when to bark, and certainly never bite, they are considered a treasure.”
“But when they’re not smart, and they’re poorly trained, they tend to run in packs, attacking anyone who’s weak. But let me tell you–it does not matter if the dog is smart or well-trained. You still must keep it away from cats and garbage cans–because every dog, when it gets around its enemy–the cat–turns into a scrapper. And every canine becomes nothing less than an animal when it hangs around the garbage.”
When G-Pop finished his little comparative narrative, he realized he was dealing with a split audience.
His grandson seemed delighted, having his faith restored that new tricks were possible from a “dogged” populace. But G-Pop’s granddaughter–well, she seemed disgusted, displaying a “screw the pooch” face.
“People aren’t dogs,” she snarled as she scampered out of the room.
G-Pop giggled. Turning to his grandson, he concluded, “She’s right, you know. People aren’t really dogs. Yet getting smarter and better trained may still be our best path to guarding our houses, while still remaining man’s best friend.”
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If God was a child, He would play more than pray.
If God was a dancer, His steps would be well-ordered.
If God was…
Yes, if God was a grammarian, He would insist that we edit this work to say, “If God WERE a grammarian.”
If God was …
Yes, if God was a woman, He would rule the world while birthing children.
Likewise, if He was a man, He would be a good father and son, with a Holy Spirit.
If God was a student, He would study to show Himself approved.
And if He was a football player, He would run and not be weary, and “pass” on condemnation.
If God was a conservative, He would be a good one–minus the belief that humans are naturally evil.
If God was a liberal, He would be a good one–minus the belief that humans are naturally good.
If God was a comedian, He would rejoice in the Lord always, and again I say, rejoice.
If He was a hippie, He would honk because He loves Jesus.
And finally, if God was a dog, He would be man’s best friend.
God is this and so much more. He is less, and still more.
If He is real, we are in for quite a ride. If it is all a figment of our imagination, then we have the same ride … alone.
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