Cracked 5 … July 20th, 2019

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Threats That School is Starting Soon

 

A.  Giant bins in the store, once filled with beach balls, are replaced overnight with cheap spiral notebooks

 

B.  Watermelons mysteriously disappear in favor of family-style packages of individually wrapped Frito-Lay snacks.

 

C.  Children start crying themselves to sleep, clutching a calendar.

 

D.  Outdoor kiddie pools turn green

 

E.  Parents seem cheery, using less Xanax

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Cracked 5 … August 16th, 2016

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The Main Reasons That Brenda Sue Did Not Make the Cheerleading Squad

A. She just wasn’t “cheer”y

 

B. Bumbling tumbling

 

C. She failed the “under the bleachers” examination by the team’s quarterback

 

D. Too small for the bottom of the pyramid, too fat for the top

 

E. Her pom-poms drooped under pressure

 

Cracked 5 Brenda Sue

 

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