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Items You May Need to Go Out and Deal with Bull
A. Crap detector
B. Red cape and a clown
C. A bully
D. A bulldozer
E. Seductive pictures of cows – utter porn
PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … June 6th, 2018
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Please Explain
by Jonathan Richard Cring
My friend Brillo has a pad
Crazy Larry is really quite mad
Dirty Harry is never clean
Porno Pete, quite obscene
Sistah Golda’s the Queen of Funk
Stinky Stephen sniffs of skunk
Reverend Frowner knows the Word
Charlie the Clown is truly absurd
Private Gump had Lieutenant Dan
The Potts family owns a special pan
The Bumblebee really rarely does
And Fuzzy Wuzzy has no fuzz
Little Boy Blue looks better in red
Are they thankful–the Grateful Dead?
We’re looking for a star without the wars
Windows of opportunity, or are there just doors?
It’s never funny to be sent to the farm
And a safety pin can do some harm
You may never find a hat on a cat
And a skinny farm is for those who are fat
Words, wishes on the wall
Graffiti or art–it’s your call
I’m not confused, don’t worry about me
Just please explain Chicken of the Sea
Today’s PoHymn is read by Lily, thirteen years old, from Broward County, Florida
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PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … October 12th, 2016
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Wordy Wordpecker
Word nerd absurd
Mystify clarify justify
Offend defend pretend
Verse curse worse
Must lust loss of trust
Slam damn thank you ma’am
Queer fear cheer
Almighty righty flighty
Lie lying liar
Spin sin win
Be male email female
Tote vote goat
Smile style wile
Mad sad bad
Bloke joke folk
Cheat elite feat
Try why cry
Fling ching sting
Hate trait fate
Old sold mold
Breach leech preach
Hair flair scare
Frown clown down
Smirk lurk jerk
Take make fake
Annoy employ destroy
Hill Bill chill
Don Juan con
Alphabet soup with crackers
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PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … June 10th, 2015
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If Not, Then
If you can’t think, then feel
If you don’t walk, then bless
If you are confused, stop teaching
If you are amused, share the giggle
If you believe, provide some proof
If you are loved, shout from the roof
If you are angry, spit it out
If you are lonely, stroll about
If you know a secret, whisper its worth
If you have changed, announce the birth
If sadness visits, travel on
If regret nags, will it be gone
If happiness wishes, grant permission
If failure lingers, catch a vision
If time is short, slow things down
If somber threatens, become a clown
The power is yours
And even mine
To choose a path
And embrace the Divine.
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Godfusion … July 28, 2013
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People are immediately turned off if you make them feel ignorant or if you make things too complicated. So in our time, religion and atheism have joined forces to turn God into a confusing dilemma—alas, an unnecessary pursuit. A fresh wave of agnosticism in this country portrays those who have a belief in a divine being as being backwoods, unintellectual or just generally speaking, lacking the fetchings to ever place them at the front of the line.
In retaliation, a very conservative religious surge presents God as a complex Being with stringent demands, unusual tastes and apparently insecure enough to constantly need the confirmation of our love and devotion.
It seems bizarre to me that these two should unite to create a climate in which spirituality is chilly, to say the least.
God is dead.
That’s what some people claim. Even if it’s not true, no one wants to be around a deity who is even on the verge of dying. Is God so old that He’s out of touch with anything our younger generation might consider valuable?
God is mean.
Some people would insist that it’s not an inherent rudeness but rather, an unflinching desire for morality at all costs.
God is Jewish.
Yes, we have the joining of Jews and Christians—once again to the alienation of the Muslim community—instead of the purity of a Christian faith which keeps itself focused on the lifestyle of Jesus instead of cautiously clinging to the tenets of the Old Testament.
God is busy.
There are those who feel the Supreme Being just has too much going on to be interested in the meager affairs of His human creation.
God is needy.
Yes, we are told that He’s a jealous God and will have no other gods before Him (even though I don’t know why that would be an issue, since He insists that He’s the only God…)
All of these converging contradictions create a Godfusion—a frustrating misrepresentation of our Creator, which leads people to either run away in horror or smirk at the notion of Bible stories.
Who is God? Let us start off with three simple insights:
- God is not much use to us if He doesn’t like humans. Any belief that contends that He is miffed, distant, demanding or bewildered by our choices and make-up is a bizarre notion, considering that He was so meticulous in creating us.
- God, being a Spirit, needs to find a way to communicate to us, who are in flesh and blood, by devising a persona that is earth-friendly. I don’t know what you call this Being—I know him as Jesus. And even if there wasn’t a carpenter born two thousand years ago, we would need to come up with one to help us relate to a Spirit and help bring that blessing to us in a human way.
- God is of little use to human beings if he isn’t fatherly. Any discussion about the Divine that takes us into a belief that He is irrelevant to human life because He is beyond our comprehension, or we are so beyond the comprehension of religion that we have become irrelevant to faith leaves us alone and fatherless.
It is time to understand two very important things about moving our faith, our beliefs and our ideas forward:
- We need God. Without Him, it is virtually impossible for us to grasp the brotherhood of mankind. If we’re not related to a common Father, then we’re just warring tribes, looking for reasons to get enraged so we can set our war machine in motion.
- If we don’t have a God, we begin to believe that this life is all that matters, and any time we’re only given one choice, we not only lose our motivation, but we also begin to lose the desire for excellence.
Be careful of the Godfusion in our country today, instigated by both atheists and religion, to chase our Father from us and coronate either a clown or a dictator. We need a Father who is in heaven. Earth cannot be a jungle—it was created to be a garden.
And until we get back to the Garden, we will be in danger … of flirting with extinction.
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