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Items You May Need to Go Out and Deal with Bull
A. Crap detector
B. Red cape and a clown
C. A bully
D. A bulldozer
E. Seductive pictures of cows – utter porn
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by Jonathan Richard Cring
My friend Brillo has a pad
Crazy Larry is really quite mad
Dirty Harry is never clean
Porno Pete, quite obscene
Sistah Golda’s the Queen of Funk
Stinky Stephen sniffs of skunk
Reverend Frowner knows the Word
Charlie the Clown is truly absurd
Private Gump had Lieutenant Dan
The Potts family owns a special pan
The Bumblebee really rarely does
And Fuzzy Wuzzy has no fuzz
Little Boy Blue looks better in red
Are they thankful–the Grateful Dead?
We’re looking for a star without the wars
Windows of opportunity, or are there just doors?
It’s never funny to be sent to the farm
And a safety pin can do some harm
You may never find a hat on a cat
And a skinny farm is for those who are fat
Words, wishes on the wall
Graffiti or art–it’s your call
I’m not confused, don’t worry about me
Just please explain Chicken of the Sea
Today’s PoHymn is read by Lily, thirteen years old, from Broward County, Florida
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Word nerd absurd
Mystify clarify justify
Offend defend pretend
Verse curse worse
Must lust loss of trust
Slam damn thank you ma’am
Queer fear cheer
Almighty righty flighty
Lie lying liar
Spin sin win
Be male email female
Tote vote goat
Smile style wile
Mad sad bad
Bloke joke folk
Cheat elite feat
Try why cry
Fling ching sting
Hate trait fate
Old sold mold
Breach leech preach
Hair flair scare
Frown clown down
Smirk lurk jerk
Take make fake
Annoy employ destroy
Hill Bill chill
Don Juan con
Alphabet soup with crackers
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If you can’t think, then feel
If you don’t walk, then bless
If you are confused, stop teaching
If you are amused, share the giggle
If you believe, provide some proof
If you are loved, shout from the roof
If you are angry, spit it out
If you are lonely, stroll about
If you know a secret, whisper its worth
If you have changed, announce the birth
If sadness visits, travel on
If regret nags, will it be gone
If happiness wishes, grant permission
If failure lingers, catch a vision
If time is short, slow things down
If somber threatens, become a clown
The power is yours
And even mine
To choose a path
And embrace the Divine.
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