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Things That God Almost Decided to Do Instead of Create the Earth
A. Turn the Milky Way into the Snickers Galaxy
B. Make badminton crazy popular
C. Create smaller planets out of see-through farts
D. Get married and have “little angels”
E. Cure those damn sunspots
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