Jonathots Daily Blog
Startling Revelations About the Bluebird of Happiness
A. Recently humiliated during a “60 Minutes” interview because he couldn’t define happiness.
B. Changing gender, hoping to become the Pink Bird of Happiness
C. No one under 50 knows who he is
D. Turns out he’s not blue, just hasn’t bathed for a while
E. Not happy–just drunk