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Cracked 5
Laments of the Common Turkey During This Holiday Season, Including Ways It Might Try to Save its Own Neck
A. Ducks are ALL dark meat
B. The Pilgrims actually preferred lobster.
C. At least give me the dignity of eating my gizzard
D. Pork is also good with dressing
E. Ben Franklin thought I should be the national bird. Did you ever think of that?
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