Cracked 5 … March 13th, 2018

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Ways to Gain Back the Hour You Recently Lost From Springing Ahead for Daylight Savings Time

A. Don’t watch the anemic reboot of “American Idol”

 

B. Change your “hour of prayer” to a thirty-second summary

 

C. Drive faster

 

D. Skip foreplay

 

E. Be one hour late for everything until fall

 

 

Cracked 5 … March 17, 2015

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Reasons for Daylight Savings Time

A. An attempt to control time, since we know we truly can’t.

B. To give another reason for employers to work all of their “salaried” employees longer, since the sun has not yet set.

C. To give focus to the clocks in our house, which usually don’t receive our tender loving touch.

D. So Mr. Daylight can go to a Dave Ramsey seminar and learn how to save time.

E. To further piss off already pissed-off people.

 

 

 

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