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I need one from
Jerry Falwell, Liberty University and all those people who participated in the Moral Majority, who inundated our society with vicious insults and threats.
I would certainly like one from Bill Clinton for his part in making politics scandalous, phony and treacherous through his affair with the little girl.
Wouldn’t it be nice to get one from Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart for taking the precious gospel of Jesus and turning it into a beach ball, which they batted around through greed, sexual exploitation?
I 
would love to hear a bit of repentance from the American church, which remained silent while segregation raged for decades.
I also would welcome some reflection from the Tea Party, which thinks it has the right to stifle any ideas contrary to what they deem to be their common good.
And I certainly think we are due a bit of contrition from President Obama for biting off more than he could actually chew, and so anemically launching a campaign intended to relieve the suffering of the poor, only to further confound them.
Without an apology, we have a series of assumptions:
1. “You know that I know I’m a little bit wrong, so why do we need to talk about it?”
2. “It’s not as bad as it’s made out to be, and if I admit too much, I open myself up for my critics to disembowel me.”
3. “Get over it. Let’s move on. What benefit is there in focusing on our mistakes?”
4. “Nobody’s perfect. So why should we waste time examining our imperfections?”
These excuses have prevented us from being a nation that purges itself from stupidity but instead, keeps souveniers which we later display to our children–for them to pick up and resell.
We need apologies all around, if for no other reason than to make sure that the cursed attitudes that kept us repeating the same ridiculous processes can finally be buried in a grave with a tombstone warning us of the deadly results.
Since I don’t know if these individuals will ever come forward with contrition, let me start:
- I want to apologize to all the people I spoke against in my past because I was ignorant of the freedom God gives to human beings to find their own path, without interruption from my scrutiny.
- I apologize to my children for being overwrought, too lenient or just not available.
- I apologize to my wife for being a less-than-adequate husband while trying to become a consummate artist.
- And I apologize to myself for being a morbidly obese man my whole life, and so far never being able to find a way to unlock my fleshly prison.
You see? It’s not that hard.
And even after the apology is given, it’s a good thing, every once in a while, to remind people that those errors not only disrupted the natural order, but must never be repeated again.
How ’bout it, my friends?
Apologies all around?
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