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New Year’s Resolutions of Presidential Candidates
A. Remember the things you say that get applause.
B. Feel super about your “PACs.”
C. Don’t cry unless you are talking to a veteran and a camera is rolling
D. Look sharp. Talk tough. Deny rumors. Eat corn in Iowa.
E. Don’t lie unless you really have to.
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