Cracked 5 … March 28th, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog

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Treatments That Do Not Work for Covid-19

 

A.  Chicken soup sucked through a straw while listening to mariachi music

 

B. Bible reading—even from the original Greek

 

C.  Blaming the Chinese for starting the damn thing

 

D. Tuning in on the endless reports. (Does your wolf blitzer?)

 

E.  The Magic 8 Ball