Jesonian: It Was the Summer of 29 … June 22, 2014

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Dear My Father Which Art:

I’m in the midst of gathering the group together for the summer tour, with Peter, James, John and myself in the front, three back-ups, a trio of roadies, one manager, one accountant, and of course, a tax man. A group of ladies with kids joyously join us, making up a commune of common community.

Stop off planned in every small village from here to Holy City.

The message is simple. The K of G is within U.

Gradually the crowds are getting bigger–more excitement. The faithful bring their hearts, which welcomes the miracle. See me, feel me, touch me, heal me.

So the rock is rolling on.

Of course, there are critics aplenty. All the men of old, upset with our new sound.

But it’s not stopping the light in the darkness and the salt to make them thirsty. Yes, what we have in mind is a surprise dinner for five thousand. We keep going.

But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.

As the Stones cry out and the Eagles soar.

We are the young generation and we got something to say.

It is the original summer of love.

The world will never be the same.

We will build this house on the rock.

I don’t know, Dad. Maybe the establishment will change.

Gotta believe the plan works–live the plan, work the plan, be the plan.

But right now I don’t care. We travel on. The seventy go two-by-two, with each heart beating as one.

Don’t stop ’til you get enough.

The hills are alive.

Your son,

Jesus

 

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This Is To Inform You… April 21, 2014

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The Garden Sepulchre, Inc.

“Not just another hole in the hill”

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Monday morning, bright and early

Dear Mr. Christ:

       This is to inform you that careful inspection of Lot #33 in our spacious, well-kept facility this morning rendered some egregious breaches in our contract with you.

       Our establishment has a history of solemnity and responsibility that must be honored by our clients and those left behind as caretakers of sweet memories.

Therefore, we reluctantly, but firmly, must ask you to right some wrongs:

1. You vacated the premises without sufficient notice. (Since this has never happened before, we are not positive on how to levy a charge.)

2. An unacceptable amount of sound and fury was heard coming from your resting place pre-dawn Sunday.

3. The gorgeous sedimentary rock placed as your final stage-door exit was moved and severely damaged. Unacceptable.

4. Screaming women racing from the sanctuary of solitude.

5. All sorts of miscellaneous meat bones and empty flasks of wine abandoned near the entrance. (Apparently an inexplicable party of some sort minus a clean-up committee.)

6. Reports of someone allegedly from your entourage walking about, imitating our gardener. (Identity theft.)

7. And in conclusion, even though the internal space was left clean, with garments folded, we are presently missing your body, which is most distressing to an institution of our reputation and ilk.

Mr. Christ, please attend to these matters. Failure to do so could result in court proceedings, which should prove costly, both financially and to your good name.

                                           Sincerely yours,

                                           Deadus Tu Me

 

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