Cracked 5 … August 31st, 2019

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Cracked 5

Funny things you say to your eye doctor, but he is too serious, so you try to explain the joke and it really bombs.


A.  He says, “How are you?”

     You say, “We shall SEE.”


B.  You say, “The top letter looks like a B—but I guess it could be an E.”


C.  You say, “If I’m going blind can I get one of those cool dogs?”


D.  You keep answering his questions by saying, “Outta Sight!” or “Far out!”


E.  You tell him that your right eye is offending you so you would like to pluck it out.



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