Cracked 5 … August 8th, 2017

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Things a Pirate Might Bring or Wear to a Church Service

A.  2 eye patches (to eliminate lust altogether)


B.  His “Holey Bible,” which slides easily onto his hook


C.  A cross to replace the peg in his leg


D.  A “prayer rat” instead of his usual parrot


E.  A praise bandana


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