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Delicate Ways to Alliteratively Describe Your Bowel Movements
1. Fulfilling and Fluffy
2. Slip-Sliding Away
3. Tight and Tender
4. Run, Run, Run, Run Runaway
5. A Farted Failure
Cracked 5 … September 27th, 2016
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Reasons That The Mona Lisa is Smiling
A. Da Vinci is painting without pants.
B. Smallpox scales fell off just in time for modeling
C. Found a big chunk of pork roast in her front teeth before beginning
D. Only three of her seven cousins died from bubonic plague
E. She just farted
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