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A. Though demonic, the children can not be killed off like zombies.
B. An empty toilet paper roll is not grounds for murder.
C. Picky eaters don’t really ever pick.
D. Lack of hot water removes your shower of blessings.
E. Family never tip for services rendered but will gladly offer a poor review.
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A. Don’t eat your children.
Cannibalism destroys their self-awareness.
B. Do wear pants to the dinner table.
The kids should enjoy their chicken instead of viewing your bird.
C. Don’t murder their mother.
She smells better.
D. Do pay the bills.
The little ones find it difficult to shower with Coca-Cola.
E. Don’t make fun of the shape of their head.
Maybe they will grow into it.
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