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Last Confessions of a Turkey Before Thanksgiving
A. I tried to plump up my wife so they’d take her instead of me.
B. I acted really, really paranoid so the farmer would think I was “a chicken”
C. I made close friends with the butcher’s children
D. I pulled out all my feathers so they’d think I was diseased
E. I stopped using “fowl language”