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Worst New Year’s Resolutions
A. Switch to wearing your sleeves on your feelings
B. Have entire family join a nudist colony
C. Give away charcoal drawings of Mohammed while visiting Mecca
D. Just for comedy, have penis reduction surgery
E. Increase the body count on your killing spree
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