Jonathots Daily Blog
(2039)
One of the more annoying aspects of a capitalistic society fueled by advertising and fads is the pernicious pile-up of imitators which leap to the forefront to make money from an idea that has gained some popularity.
With the recent–and bewildering, to me–success of the novel, Fifty Shades of Gray, my spine chills to think about all the parroting we are due to encounter by organizations, businesses and causes trying to piggy-back on the crowd appeal.
I immediately came up with ten which I fear greatly:
1. Fifty Maids Who Weigh (Weight Watchers)
2. Fifty Blades of Gay (men’s figure skating)
3, Fifty Ways to Pray (Joel Osteen–this one really leaves me cold)
Middle America gets in there with this one:
4. Fifty Bales of Hay (Farmer’s Almanac)
5. Fifty Jokes by Jay (Leno’s memoir)
6. Fifty Styles of Lei (Honolulu Chamber of Commerce)
7. Fifty Options to Pay (Ebay)
8. Fifty Times to Delay (Bachelors of America)
9. Fifty Flowers of May (TeleFlora)
And last–and maybe least:
10. Fifty Uses for Clay (Pottery Barn)
We shall refer to these as “rippos.” Yes, a series of Jack the Rippos, with all the Jills tumbling after.
After all, there’s only one thing worse than a bad idea getting its fifteen minutes of fame: all the greedy geese who follow along, trying to extend it … to half an hour.
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