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Pet your dog, chat with your parrot, feed your fish and find your cat (if you can)
Eat them. They help your immune system. Try them out with friends like cheese, sauces, flavorings and tucked away in stews.
Go out, take a walk and just see if any rocks cry out to you.
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It seems appropriate to catch up the American lingo with the times instead of having it linger in the past with moldy ideas. So instead of referring to things like “Self Worth” may I give you the new Instagrammar:
1. Selfie Worth: Taking a picture while traveling through Fort Worth
2. Selfie Motivation: Developing a plot line to energize the shot
3. Selfie Awareness: Picking an angle where your nose doesn’t look so big
4. Selfie Destruction: Delete, delete and again I say, DELETE
5. Selfie Less: Not so much smiling
6. Selfie Fish: Shooting the perfect pic near the beach
7. Selfie Deception: Convinced you have lost weight because the snapshot only has half of your face
8. Selfie Denial: Patiently waiting until after your grandma’s funeral before posing again
9. Selfie Realization: Fewer pics in congested traffic around grouchy cops
10. Selfie Centered: Finding the perfect headroom
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The birds love to sing
They so enjoy the spring
The birds build a nest
Where they can find their rest
The dogs love to growl
Sniff about and prowl
They love to be alone
So they can chew their bone
The fish love to splash
Swim away in a flash
Steal bait when they can
Avoid the frying pan
The lion lives to roar
While hunting for the boar
Never feels to be the least
Always king of the beast
The roach likes to scurry
Always in a hurry
Hoping its legs are true
To escape the squashing shoe
Cats adore to lounge
Then briefly they may scrounge
Maintaining their feline cool
Never playing the pet fool
The human loves to complain
Exasperated, nearly insane
To appear to be in charge
Making problems seem large
And God sees each one
From His home beyond the sun.
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If the bugs ever organized
We would surely be dead
Executed for war crimes
Against their fallen kinsfolk
If the sky could speak
Would we hear great remorse?
Of being ignored for beauty
Then cursed for the rain
If a door might complain
Would it question our sanity?
In and out, back and forth
Please decide, scatterbrain
Yes, a horse would demand
We get off its back
A fish would certainly quibble
“Let me off the hook!”
And a road would order,
“Just keep movin'”
It is very easy to offend
More tough to amend
So be kind as you …
Step, look, open, close, ride, fish and journey
May your living bring life.
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A. Humphrey, Noel, Jackal and Quincy
B. Neville, Winston, Franklin and Benito
C. Tommy, Timmy, Toby and Tarbaby
D. Fish, Chips, Vinegar and Suds
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Behold the beautiful tree
Was it made for me?
The sky, ever so blue
That was just for you
The fish like to swim
To bring glory to the heavenly Him
And the stars twinkle above
As a tribute to His love
God must love us dear
So calm your aching fear
Yes, we are arrogant asses
Clumped in our selfish masses
Promoting a God to our demand
Enforcing His rules as holy command
To confirm our eternal worth
And espouse a spiritual birth
While ignoring the flourishing flower
We insist we’ve greater power
And shooting the sparrow from the sky
Forgetting the Father counts them on high
While spitting upon our Mother Maker
Failing to be a giver, only a taker
For if God created it all
And we created Eden’s fall
Are we not the planet’s pestilence?
As we persist in our obstinance?
Truly. humility is required of those who rule
Be it God … or any earthly fool.
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