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Worst Things to Say to a Policeman During a Traffic Stop
A. I’m sorry I was speeding. I just love to see your pretty, flashing lights.
B. Drunk?? I’ve been drunk, and believe you me–this ain’t it.
C. Hey, bub. Let me borrow your gun and two bullets.
D. It’s like my Grandpappy always said. Ain’t no problem that can’t be worked out offerin’ a shot of bourbon and a fifty dollar bill.
E. Tail light’s out?? I must have jiggled something loadin’ my wife’s body into the trunk.
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