Cracked 5 … December 21st, 2019

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Other Explanations for Noises “Up on the Housetop”

 

A.  Huge Babylonian rats in your attic

 

B.  Your son has crawled out a window and is smoking crack next to the chimney

 

C.  Shingles falling off because you were too cheap to do repair

 

D.  Frozen squirrels falling from the trees and bouncing off before smacking the ground

 

E.  Another amateur landing by Old Red Nose