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“Dem’s fightin’ words!”
The words come first–and they’re making us fight.
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Sensitize … July 8th, 2020
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Every morning, Mr. Cring takes a personal moment with his friends.
Today: What to do about the bar fights? Cring wraps it up.
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Sensitize … June 6th, 2020
SENSITIZE 8
Every morning, Mr. Cring takes a personal moment with his audience.
Today: A little more discussion on the bar fight between men and women and what we can shove into the middle.
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Cracked 5 … October 26th, 2019
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Real Ways Women Are Different from Men
A. They don’t sit around considering why men are superior.
B. They stay home more because they have less paycheck.
C. They don’t babysit–they have children.
D. They rarely think about the size of a penis.
E. They don’t feel cramped—they have cramps.
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Sit Down Comedy … September 21st, 2018
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Women Are Not the Booby Prize
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3 Things… March 1st, 2018
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That Make It Easier to Get Along with Members of the Opposite Sex
1. Stop acting, treating or viewing them as opposites
2. Learn what the person likes and let them teach you to like it
3. Tell them who you really are and don’t lie
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Cracked 5 … November 2nd, 2019
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Lame, Scary Costumes Rejected by Everyone for Halloween
A. An IRS agent
B. Gonorrhea, dressed as a red, swollen penis
C. A muscular guy in a black t-shirt with the word “HOLY” written across his pecs in gold
D. Dressed as your girlfriend. (Not sweet—weird.)
E. Any costume you have to explain.
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