Cracked 5 … February 29th, 2020

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Cures for March Madness

 

A. Extend February by thirty-one days.

 

B. Change the name from “March” to “Stroll.”

 

C. Put less focus and mania on college hoops.

 

D. Just simply don’t let your spring get sprung.

 

E. Have Daylight Savings Time murdered.

 

 

 

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Cracked 5 … February 22nd, 2020

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Some Complaints Heard from a Ventriloquist’s Dummy

 

A. “I feel like a husband.”

 

B. “Tired of coming out of the closet.”

 

C. “No one takes me seriously.”

 

D. “The name ‘dummy’ is hurtful.”

 

E. “If you’re gonna stick your hand up my ass, at least first buy me dinner.”

 

 

 

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