Cracked 5 … January 9th, 2018



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When Asked “Who is Martin Luther King, Jr?” What the Average Twelve-Year-Old Answered

A.  “A hip-hop hopeful from the hood”

 

B.  “A guy who makes street signs named after him”

 

C.  “The world’s oldest Lutheran”

 

D.  “MLK–the most common misspelling of milk”

 

E.  “An American patriot and revolutionary leader in civil rights”

 

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Cracked 5 … November 8th, 2016


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Intriguing Ways To Commit Voter Fraud

A. Wear a hockey mask and kill people, stealing their voter cards

 

B. Report immediately if you see any Negroes near the polling station

 

C. Vote once in your KKK hood and once not

 

D. Tell them you are white and get two votes; tell them you’re a Republican and get a bonus third

 

E. Accuse a Mexican of voter fraud, and while they strip search him, sneak in and vote again

 

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