Cracked 5 … March 13th, 2018

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Ways to Gain Back the Hour You Recently Lost From Springing Ahead for Daylight Savings Time

A. Don’t watch the anemic reboot of “American Idol”


B. Change your “hour of prayer” to a thirty-second summary


C. Drive faster


D. Skip foreplay


E. Be one hour late for everything until fall


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