Cracked 5 … July 4th, 2017


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Some Other Ways to “Fire” a Cracker

A.  A lovely hummus laced with jalapenos to spread lightly over a crispy saltine. Ole!

 

B.  “Billy Bob, we can’ts use yous here at the feed store no more.”

 

C.  A blow torch. Not too close–to avoid scorching the wafer.

 

D.  Finely ground cracker crumbs packed into a bullet casing and discharged from a .22 caliber pistol–known as “Ritz Blitz.”

 

E.  Some folks would say: impeachment.

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Cracked 5 … February 7th, 2017

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Items for Super Bowl Parties Ignored and Marked Down the Day After at the Wal-Mart Deli

A. Sweet and sour turtle eggs

 

B. Patriot Stew–fermented Georgia peaches in red-eye gravy with ground falcon

 

C. Tofu wings with triple-hot purple hummus

 

D. Seaweed chips and shark-gut dip

 

E. Ever-graying sushi

 

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