Sensitize … August 22nd, 2020

SENSITIZE 85

Every morning, Mr. Cring takes a personal moment with his friends.

Today: A refreshing look at the appetite for life.

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3 Things … August 20th, 2020

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That Take Too Much Time

1. Waiting for a better idea to knock us in the head

 

2. Putting together our own furniture

 

3. Religiously pursuing politics for commerce

Cracked 5 … July 25th, 2020

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Cracked 5

Delicate Ways to Alliteratively Describe Your Bowel Movements

 

1. Fulfilling and Fluffy

 

2. Slip-Sliding Away

 

3. Tight and Tender

 

4. Run, Run, Run, Run Runaway

 

5. A Farted Failure

Cracked 5 … July 11th, 2020

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Things That Don’t Seem Quite as Interesting Since the Arrival of the Pandemic

1. Virtual anything

 

2. A vacation from work

 

3. Halloween masks

 

4. Spending time with the fam

 

5. Home schooling

 

 

 

Cracked 5 … July 4th, 2020

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Ways to Have an Acceptable Covid-19 July 4th Celebration

1. Set fire to all your clothing that has been exposed to the virus and stand around the bonfire singing, “This Is My Country.”

 

2. Sparklers in the back yard—six feet apart.

 

3. Eat. Yes, eating is still legal.

 

4. Avoid watching “Independence Day,” since it’s an attack by an alien presence.

 

5. Walk to the corner and back, and upon returning cleanse yourself with a garden hose. Perhaps you could make it a family “hose-down.”

 

Cracked 5 … June 27th, 2020

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Ideas Being Considered to Replace Football This Fall

1. Start a war, wear jerseys, keep score (televised)

 

2. Duck shooting from Clint Eastwood’s back porch (jerseys, scoring and televised)

 

3. Reruns of last year’s games—but dramatically change the endings

 

4. Watch the local feed for your church service and bet on sinners (jerseys and scoring)

 

5. Wife Swapping U.S.A. (no jerseys, televised and scoring)

 

3 Things … June 25th, 2020

That God Remarks to the Angels Every Day About Us

 

1. “They sure like to talk.”

 

2. “Why do they all want to be so different from each other?”

 

3. “Prayers? Hymns? Bible classes? No one gets Me.”

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