Cracked 5 … October 13th, 2018

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More Appropriate Names for Hurricanes (All in the “B” Family)

 

A. Breaking wind

 

B. Blow me

 

C. Beach Bango

 

D. Ball-buster

 

E. Bitchy

 

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Cracked 5… February 24, 2015

 

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Reasons Basketball Will Never Be as Popular as Football

A. In basketball, if you knock somebody down, it’s called a foul. In football, it’s proclaimed a “great hit.”

B. It’s too easy to bounce the ball. No pointy ends and over-inflated.

C. Basketball = sissy short pants.

D. No rain, sleet, gusts, mud, ice, wind chill, hurricanes or sunstroke.

E. Too Tall … like the Jones guy.

 

 

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