Cracked 5 …April 28, 2015

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Some Alternative Punishments for the Boston Bomber Tsarnaev

 

A. Force him to run a marathon every day until nature takes its course.

 

B. Drop him off at ISIS headquarters wearing a “Gay and Proud” t-shirt.

 

C. Take him to a field filled with pressure cookers and tell him that “some don’t contain bombs,” so “choose wisely.”

 

D. Four years of study on the “Mysteries of the Trinity” at Liberty University, rooming with a guy named Todd.

 

E. Extradite him to Texas.

 

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Cracked 5…February 10, 2015

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For Whatever Reason, Forsaken Names Rejected by the Organization Known As Isis

1. Burka Busters

2. Beheading, Inc.

3. Roc-Kabul Your World

4. Isilly

5. Al Qaeda–Under New Management

 

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