Cracked 5 … February 2nd, 2019

 

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Things That January Is Known For

A. The vicious snowstorm of 1873

 

B. The blizzard of 1961

 

C. Record-breaking gym memberships

 

D. The ice storm of 1943

 

E.  A holiday honoring a man that most people under the age of forty have no idea who he is

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