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Just Jim Dandy
It is just Jim Dandy with me
If you hunt deer, rabbit, bear and flea
As long as you teach your children
That brothers and sisters with black skin
Are not niggers, jungle bunnies or monkeys.
Share your heart about your anger over abortion
As you visit the fatherless and the widows
Chat away about climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps
But please cease to refer to hard-working people who do not share your concern as “deplorable.”
Salute the flag, stand for the Star Spangled Banner and support the troops
Struggling with all of us to bring freedom and justice to every American
Choose to deny the existence of God and develop your own moral code
While honoring your neighbor nearby and the sanctuary where others gather to worship
Express your dismay over illegal immigration
While making sure your laments have nothing to do with race, religion or sexual orientation
Yearn for simpler times by keeping things simple
Joke about women and comically complain about men
Remembering that God in His Kingdom has neither male or female.
Make sure your belief is grounded in love
Your opinion has a little elastic on the edges
And decisions are merciful instead of final
Welcome to America!
Be yourself just short of being an asshole.
It’s just Jim Dandy to have you here.
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