Cracked 5 … March 28th, 2020

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Treatments That Do Not Work for Covid-19

 

A.  Chicken soup sucked through a straw while listening to mariachi music

 

B. Bible reading—even from the original Greek

 

C.  Blaming the Chinese for starting the damn thing

 

D. Tuning in on the endless reports. (Does your wolf blitzer?)

 

E.  The Magic 8 Ball

 

 

 

Cracked 5…July 14th, 2015

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Things Mexican People Do Other Than Commit Crime and Rape

 

A. Make tamales

 

B. Love mi familia

 

C. Make mariachi music tolerable

 

D. Practice illegal border crossings

 

E. Pray for Donald Trump

 

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