Cracked 5 … October 25th, 2016

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 Meow, Meow…

Suggested Methods to Avoid Grabbing a Pussy

 

A.  Sit very still and let it come to you

 

B.  Open a can of tuna and place it nearby

 

C.  Pretend you are not interested in the pussy

 

D.  Pet another pussy, making the one of your interest jealous

 

E.  Catnip burritos

 

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Quatrain of the Dog and Cat … May 28, 2013

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(Meow) Meow. Meow? Meow!

Ruff! Ruff? Ruff. (Ruff)

Different but the same.

NoOne learns the words.

 

 

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