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Cracked 5 … November 8th, 2016
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Intriguing Ways To Commit Voter Fraud
A. Wear a hockey mask and kill people, stealing their voter cards
B. Report immediately if you see any Negroes near the polling station
C. Vote once in your KKK hood and once not
D. Tell them you are white and get two votes; tell them you’re a Republican and get a bonus third
E. Accuse a Mexican of voter fraud, and while they strip search him, sneak in and vote again
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Cracked 5 … June 7th, 2016
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Various Ways to Insult the Judge Who Has Been Assigned to Rule on Your Case
A. “Black is usually slimming, but ‘dem robes do you no favors.”
B. “Listen, don’t consider it a bribe. It’s just my investment in your new condo in Boca Raton.”
C. “Your gavel is so small–I thought it would be bigger.”
D. “If I ever become President, I could make you one of them Big Judges.”
E. “Even though you were born in Indiana, word has it that you be Mexican.”
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G-Poppers…May 8th, 2015
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For a very brief season, G-Pop taught a college class.
On opening day, he asked his students to take a quiz. Needless to say, the room was filled with quizzical expressions.
He presented them with 10 questions. He told them that in determining their answers they could take into consideration wealth, poverty, male, female, gay, straight, black, brown, Native American, statistics, history, Japanese, Chinese, Mexican, Hispanic and white.
This was the test:
Who is more likely…
- …to steal something from you?
- …to commit violent murder?
- …to molest a small child?
- …to open a casino in Nebraska?
- …to take their children to Disney World?
- …to graduate with honors in mathematics from MIT?
- …to be in the military?
- …to be a billionaire?
- …to be a genius?
- …to believe in God?
Even though there were a few mumbles and grumbles from the student body, all completed the test and turned it in to G-Pop.
The next day when they arrived, he passed the tests back to them unmarked.
Then he said, “All of you completed the test. All of you, in some way, shape or form, decided to take into consideration the factors I mentioned in determining your answers. I’m going to allow you to grade your own papers and give yourself a score. I will tell my answers and you can evaluate how well you did.
Let’s start with #1.
Who is more likely to steal something? The answer is a thief.
Commit a violent murder? A murderer.
How about molest a small child? A pedophile.
Who will be opening that casino in Nebraska? A venture capitalist.
And of course, the person who would take their children to Disney World is a good parent.
Who’s the math whiz? An excellent student.
Who would join the military? A patriot.
A billionaire? A budding successful entrepreneur.
How about a genius? I would say a hard worker.
Is there some type of individual who’s more likely to believe in God? Yes. A person of faith.”
G-Pop paused. All the students had their eyes glued to their papers, reviewing their answers. A point had been made.
For after all, social justice does not begin when we recognize blatant bigotry in the world.
It starts when we acknowledge the prejudice in our own hearts.
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G-Poppers … June 1st, 2018
This is the amount of time that has passed since Abraham Lincoln offered the Executive Order of the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed the slaves.
But the slaves aren’t free.
With the mixture of lingering bigotry, cultural confusion, social fears and entitlement entanglements, the American black man or woman will never be free–until we stop the foolishness of color-coding our choices.
Of course, the most ridiculous notion is the recent declaration that these individuals are “African American.”
It is insulting. They have lived here longer than many white people and this is their country–not the unfortunate prison which they’ve never been able to escape.
If we had made the same progress in the medical field over 155 years, we would still be amputating limbs because a bone is broken.
In the transportation system, the Wright Brothers might have recently discovered the possibility of flight.
In the business world we would still be clinging to twelve-hour days, with no restriction on child labor laws and women relegated to nothing more than secretarial duties.
I don’t know–if you parallel the educational system to the progress we’ve made on racial relations, we might have evolved to the four-room schoolhouse.
It is no longer a mar on the American image–it has become our image.
Our musicians and artists rallied against South Africa and boycotted the country to get rid of Apartheid. I wonder what would happen if they refused to work cities in America due to the mistreatment of people of color?
Three things must happen:
1. We must disband the different approaches to culture, and really take up the banner of being a melting-pot–a single culture called America.
2. The black community should be given the question of the doubt in its conflict with the police department. We’ve done this with women who accuse men of sexual harassment–the men are basically considered guilty because of the accusation. Why is this not true with the police? If police are here to protect and serve, and someone does not feel protected and served, then they must place the onus of responsibility on their officers.
3. We need to get rid of anything that is spoken before the word “American.” African, Irish, European, Mexican, Hispanic, Asian, Indian–whatever the prefix. It does not extol these individuals–it targets them.
155 years is too long to solve a problem that should have been rooted out through the educational system within two generations.
We have just decided not to do it.
It is time to change this pernicious piece of history, and in so doing, show the rest of the world that we are a “shining city on a hill,” and we are prepared to lead the way in human rights, including the equality of race.
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