Cracked 5 … May 4th, 2019

 

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Common Answers Offered at Recent Senate Investigation – The Barr Exam

A.  “I’m sorry, I did not hear the question. I was busy sipping my hemlock.”

 

B. “Before I answer, let me tell you about my favorite color—lavender—nestled in the purple family…”

 

C.  “You don’t need to get so snippy!”

 

D.  “Give me a second. We didn’t rehearse that one.”

 

E. “AAAAAAAAh…well…AAAAh…HM…HM…HM…HM…HM…AAAA…”

 

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Cracked 5 … February 23rd, 2019

 

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Surprising Revelations from the Mueller Report

 A. President Trump eats pizza with a fork because he has a deep affection for the fork

 

B.  He likes to watch Russians dressing

 

C.  His hair is real. Other things…not so much.

 

D.  The Trump Tower is actually a building.

 

E.  Donald Trump is the President of the United States.

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