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Rejected Ideas for New Candy Bars
A. Goo-Guts
A marshmallow, chocolate and cherry sauce confection in the shape of a human cadaver
B. Z & Z’s
M & M’s with just a hint of a sleeping pill added
C. Badfinger
Same as Butterfinger–just in the shape of a middle digit
D. Milky Gay
With a rainbow wrapper!
E. Mr. Good-4-U Bar
Little pieces of orange peel, broccoli, squash and kale, dipped in caramel, with a whipped zucchini center
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