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Sitting Nine
Chug, chug. Hiss, hiss. Hiss, hiss. Ker-click.
Yes, that was definitely the order. A strong emphasis on hissing with a whisper of ker-click.
Karin made it about a kilometer from town before the engine on the jeep began to serenade her with this chorus of complaints. She turned off the engine and sat staring at the steering wheel, which was now barely visible through a haze of hot smoke accompanied by burning humidity.
She didn’t know anything about the jeep. She was unacquainted with cars—except she was pretty sure that chugging, hissing and ker-clicking meant that she was stranded and going no further.
She sat, gathering her thoughts, which had scattered in every direction for fear of being blamed for the dilemma.
She mused her fate. She was single, broken down, going nowhere, chasing a story in the desert, while her biological clock seemed to be zooming through time zones.
Suddenly she was startled by the beeping of a horn. Another jeep. Army issue. Israeli army.
She heaved a sigh. It wasn’t that she disliked the Israeli army, it was just that they asked so many questions that they often stumped her and became suspicious when she had no answers and seemed dumbfounded.
Karin sat quietly, peeking into her rearview mirror as the soldier crawled out of his jeep and ambled toward her. “Having problems?” he inquired.
He seemed friendlier than most, so Karin returned the kind tone. “No, I’m fine,” she said. “It’s my jeep that’s psychotic.”
The soldier lifted the hood and glanced beneath. “It’s just overheated. Did you check the fluids before you left?” he asked.
“I went to the bathroom. Does that count?” Karin quipped.
He didn’t smile. “Where were you heading?”
The inevitable interrogation was about to begin. “Into the desert,” said Karin vaguely.
“I can see that,” he replied.
Karin decided to be cooperative. “I’m on my way to cover a story.”
“A story?” the soldier questioned, gaining some interest.
“Yes,” said Karin.
“And what story would that be?” His nosy nature was returning.
Karin was baffled. She didn’t mistrust him, but she didn’t know enough about where she was going and whom she was going to meet to be able to communicate her mission very well. And of course, in the back of her mind was the ominous warning from the note: “The boys are dangerous.”
The soldier became dissatisfied with the delay. “Well, let me see, now,” he said, walking around the jeep. “Are you investigating the effects of the sun and sand on sensitive skin?”
“No,” she chuckled. Karin decided there was no time better than now to become forthcoming. “I was given a lead on two boys who are camped in the desert.”
The soldier’s eyebrows raised. “I am looking for those very same boys. One Arab, one Jew.”
Karin eyed him carefully. “That’s my information.”
The soldier patted the hood of the jeep and said, “Well, your vehicle needs to cool before we can add water, so why don’t you hop in with me, and we’ll find those boys together?”
Karin pounded the steering wheel, laughing. “Oh, yeah. I get it. And the girl giddily jumped out of her jeep and said, ‘thank you, kind sir,’ and they found her body, two months later, stuck in the trunk of a date palm.”
This time the soldier did smile. He peered at her carefully. “I don’t think I could get you into the trunk of a date palm. I think you’re a bit boomy around the bou-daire for such a maneuver.”
Karin did not know what ‘boomy’ or ‘bou-daire’ meant—but was pretty sure it was not a compliment. “My mother told me never to take rides from strangers,” she explained.
The soldier extended his hand in friendship. “I’m Sergeant Minioz—none stranger.”
Karin reached out with a jerk of nerves and shook his hand. “My name is Karin. Have you ever killed a woman?” she queried.
The sergeant scrunched his face and replied, “No, but I’m willing to learn.” He shrugged. “Right now, I’m your best taxi service. And it looks like we’re going to the same place.”
Karin pursed her lips and crinkled her nose. He seemed harmless enough—for an armed, well-trained killing machine.
She picked up her purse, water and food supplies, threw them into his jeep and they were off. After a couple of moments of driving the Sergeant asked, “What do you know about these boys?”
“No,” said Karin. “You first. What do you know?”
Minioz hesitated. “Well… I know there’s a rumor that one of the boys has a grenade. Matter of fact, it’s my grenade. You see, I feel compelled to retrieve it from the little rascal before he blows up part of the world in my name.”
“A grenade?” Karin was shocked.
“Yes,” said the Sergeant. “An M-67 fragmentation grenade. Very deadly in close range.”
“What do you mean by close range?” Karin questioned.
Minioz shook his head. “I wouldn’t want to be within fifteen meters of it and be wearing human skin.”
She got the idea, so laid down some ground rules. “When we find them I want to talk to them first, without your interference.”
The Sergeant adamantly shook his head. “I can’t agree to that. The most important thing is to disarm those boys.”
“I disagree,” said Karin curtly. “The most important thing is to find out why two boys are in the desert with a grenade. If you come at them in a threatening manner, we may not get a second chance to retrieve that grenade all in one piece.”
Sergeant Minioz reluctantly nodded. They drove for another fifteen or twenty minutes in sweeping circles, looking for anything that resembled an encampment. Finally, at the top of a hill, they spied two blobs tumbling and tussling.
“Those must be our renegade lads,” said the soldier with an eerie lilt in his voice. Karin turned to him and said firmly, “Let me go up and talk to them first. Then I’ll tell them that you’re here and would like to meet with them, too.”
Minioz grabbed her arm. “Don’t double-cross me,” he warned.
“Right back at’cha,” replied Karin. She escaped his grasp and stumbled out of the jeep, toting the water and food.
Her bizarre quest had taken on an even more bewildering twist. It was now a search for a story complete with a military escort. She did not see how it could end well.
Taking a deep breath, she just decided not to think about it, as she slowly, but determinedly, climbed the hill.
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