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Reasons that Han Solo and Princess Leia Are Split Up
A. She joined the Resistance (if you know what I mean).
B. His lightsaber became reluctant.
C. She kinda looks like Obi-wan.
D. She caught him with Chewbacca in the Millenium Falcon jacuzzi.
E. Their son ended up being Satan.
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